thatfunnyblog:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: laugh-dance-ellen)

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

epluspdegeneres:

dickwielding:

ellen is my spirit animal.

I’ve been waiting for this gifset

(Source: princessbeagle)

8yrs:

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds


(Source: slaybridges)

falloutwomen:

I’m 91% pop and 91% punk, which makes me 182% pop-punk.

(Source: muffledjazzmusic)